I invented this

Ok, I just want to document and add to my legacy. You may know I am the one who came up with the idea of the ten key built onto a laptop. You are welcome for that, even though it isn’t in production yet.  Also, I claimed to have invent the phrase ‘newstainment’.  I did [...]

You people

Ever been to sensitivity training?  You should, you need it.  I have been to LOTS, but not because of anything I ever did.  Anyhow, in sensitivity training, they tell you to NEVER use the phrase ‘you people‘.  Not as a prequel, in conversation… anything.  Never use those words, because anything that follows will be racist, [...]

oh brother

So, this morning they announced the cops who killed the groom in NYC were acquitted.  You know what I thought when I heard this?  Not:  Oh, man, what a travesty of justice.  I hope justice was done.  That poor family and his wife!
These are the things I should have been thinking about.  Instead, I was [...]