Give it to the kid, mister

There is a growing movement at our local ballpark, and I wanted to share it with you.
Apparently, when someone catches a foul ball at Coors Field, the crowd will yell “Give it to a kid”. Awww, isn’t that sweet? Let’s do something for the youth, right? Give that kid a gift that will last a lifetime. Awww.

You might guess that I am not onboard with this. Not remotely. I have never caught a foul ball, but I seek to. Now, I am not going to go all Costanza on a kid and push him over to get one. But, if the ball comes to me, I am keeping it. Seriously. fuck the kid.


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