Friday Fives

 

1. Is it easy to be you?

I gotta tell you, it’s great to be me.  I have an awesome life and am blessed with much goodness.  It’s a full time job, though.  The first thing people ask my wife is either:

is he always like this  (or)

is he really like this?

the answer to both is a hearty yes.  More fun to come soon.   Come visit my going away party tonight at Funugys in Parker.  I am changing offices, and now get to manage oil filters and lawn mower blade cleaning.  Take that, Tom.

 2. What was the last thing you baked?

like Rachel Ray, I don’t bake.  Ever.  I cook almost nightly, but don’t bake.  Too much trouble, and too much measuring.  Plus, you can’t adjust stuff.  Once you commit to baking, you are locked in.  Baking, like you, is lame.

3. What do you have to force yourself to do?

flossing.  I hate flossing like I hate Republicans.  It sucks.  Yet, I am committed to doing it nearly daily.  Am trying to build better habits so I will do it nightly without thinking about it.  Flossing is the worst.  Why wasn’t I born British?

4. What’s your personal hell?

every waking moment with this criminal administration destroying our country, and every relationship we have with every other country.  Yes, America was once the great super power.  So was Rome, and Tenochtitlan, Easter Island, and England too.  What happened to them all?  Not war, hubris.

5. Where do you like to spend your time outdoors?

in the woods, silly.  You know that.  Specifically, in my truck in the woods.

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