I am going to start off black history month with a piece on that great bastion of multiculturalism… golf. You may be thinking that golf is a bastion of elitist white bastards. Good news, you would be correct. So, does Tiger running the game better it? Not according to the commentators. Lemme tell you what happened. About a month ago, a couple of golf reporters (er.. white folks) made a controversial comment. The guy commentator said “what do you do to be beat Tiger Woods if you are in this tournament”. I could explain, but let’s let them:
I think the most troubling part of that is the laughing. I guess it’s all good and fun because she didn’t drop an n bomb. Well, good news. It gets weirder and more tasteless. Since this happened, there has understandably a hubbub. Not just because that wasn’t t classy thing to say, but because the best golfer in history turns out out to be a black dude. So, how does the golf community broach such a seriously sensitive topic? I am glad you asked, because they put a noose on their cover. This is not a photoshoppe, below.
Wow. I mean, just wow. In all my considerable powers of wit and exposition, I am rendered speechless. Black America, please allow us to apologize.