Know what that means? Balloon launching season, again! Here at I am Correct.com, you know I am into community service and doing good and all that jibba jabba. There is another project I have for summers. I take small kids from around the neighborhood and we go balloon launching down at the park. It is more fun than kites, because we attached messages to the balloons to see where they land. I used to do this with my brothers when I was a kid.
It used to be helium balloons with latex, the kind you use for a birthday party. However, they only go about 800 feet up before they pop. We use a much stronger material, mylar. Those are those balloons that look like they are metal, which is also more dramatic when we launch them. Once a month, I do a camp where the boys all stay over and the wife is out of town and we launch balloons! It’s awesome. Last year was such a success, I want to expand the program. It’s time to go nationwide.
I am having a lot of trouble raising cash, though. Balloons aren’t cheap. Just try calling someone and explaining you need cash for ‘NAMBLA’. They freak out, which is weird. I didn’t think anyone had heard of us, and am still not sure why they are freaked out. Anyhow, we aren’t deterred… and still need your help. Do us a favor and google ‘nambla’ at work as soon as you can. If you have any internet filters restricting content, it would be wise to remove them. In fact, don’t hesitate to call your IT group and explain you can’t get onto NAMBLA. We want you help to launch a thousand balloons this summer, and create a thousand smiling faces.