Do you like the sound of chickens?
sure, why not? I mean, I have none who live in earshot, so they aren’t waking me up.
Where do you like to go for a day trip?
West… towards the mountains. fishing, camping, bank robbing. Whatever. Everything is nicer in the mountains. As I write this, I am deep in the Rockies in a little town called ‘Creede, CO’.
What is at your feet?
my mom’s laptop bag and a bunch of poorly bundled cords for her computer. Also, two dead whores.
Children: Baked or broiled? Bald or Hats?
chicken: grilled. As for the second question, what kind of racist shit is that, Roy? You know I am bald, I don’t care for this at all. Yes, I wear hats. Is that what you wanted to hear, you raging anti-semite?
What is the name of your rocking boys’ group?