a Democratic primer

Good day.  It’s been a while since we have had Democratic leadership.  So, as a public service, I want you to know what to expect should Senator Chairman Obama be elected next Tuesday.  Here, then, is an election FAQ.

Ø Do I have to get gay married?

o yes

Ø can I pick my partner?

o no, your partner will be issued to you in January

Ø do I have to surrender my guns?

o no, but we are coming for them in January

Ø do I have to have an abortion, even if I am a dude?

o yes

Ø do I have to be Muslim now?

o no, but you do have to face Mecca when you pray

2 thoughts on “a Democratic primer

  1. Try this one on for size, one of the kids in our neighborhood told Matthew if Barack Obama becomes president he is going to make all the white people slaves.

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