So,
Friday night, I posted a brief piece on Mukasey’s fainting spell. We all thought it was a heartattack, and I coldly mocked him. Why? Because he is a horrible horrible person. Then, I topped it off mentioning “karma’s a bitch, ain’t it mike?”
Guess what. that night, i left my jacket at a restuarant. When I returned to get it the next day, it was long gone. Oh well, just a jacket… right? Nope, my Ipod was in the pocket. Who is the asshole now? me.
Do you people see the sacrifices I make for you?
I am Correct 
That’s not karma, that’s just you being drunk and retarded 😉