Ok, this is a strange and quite possibly gross discussion. However, as is usually the case, only I have the courage to address it. Ladies, I want your pubic hair back. There, I said it. I told you it would be gross, and it is. Here is the deal; these bald vajingos freak me out. That isn’t sexy, it looks like an 8 year old girl naked (trust me, I know).
I waited quietly for the fad to fade. What’s it been, 5… 10 years now? As a 36 year old virgin, I can’t say for sure. Still, someone needs to take the lead on this. Because I am a super good dude, you can send your pictures to me for support. Grow your garden, America! Society may not appreciate you, ladies, but I do.
* update 4.9.2013