1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
in the kitchen pounding the poultry, if you know what I mean. We got the ‘Griddler’ for Christmas and so I am a griddling fool these days. What do you want? Soup, a soda, how about a beer? I’ll griddle all that action, yo. I’ll griddle you up some bacon water make you slap your mama it’s so good.
2. Who are you in love with?
lame question, but I will indugle. My wife and my dogs and my new cat. Seriously, though, a lame question. Did your therapist write this crap?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
I can’t really say one way or the other. Not recently, certainly. Is this anonther therapist qusetion? Let’s go deeper, shall we? If you do eat Crayola crayons, what colors do you eat?
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
yes, there is a pink CD sleeve for a bootleg of Simon & Garfunkle at the Hollywood Bowl around ’68.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
was at the mall on Monday, trying to get my damn Apple laptop fixed. It still isn’t fixed, forcing me to work on the ten year old Dell in the basement. I feel like an Amish pornographer on this machine.