Now Hiring!

 

Summer is here, and that means we are now hiring!  Don’t go listening to those doomsday preachers saying the economy is blah, and no one is hiring.  We are currently hosting open position for the following:

  •  Friend with boat
  • Friend with swimming pool
  • Friend with RV
  • Friend whose parents have a condo in Hawaii they are not using

Do not hesitate!  June is right around the corner, and I am tired of sunning in the back of my truck in the driveway.  We aren’t looking for freebies, either.  I can play guitar and cook very well.  The wife can, and will, kick your ass in Scrabble.  Frankly, your vocabulary could use some punching up… and that is just one of our services.   So, call now!  Operators* are standing by.

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