Many of you look to me as an arbiter of good taste and social values. I understand that, and it’s a burden a carry with gravitas. So, with that knowledge… I am here to share this with you.
Not unlike this, here is another gem from my office. Someone was complaining about not sleeping well last night. Someone else overheard and randomly fired this over their cubicle:
have you tried propofol?
comedy gold. I now give you permission to go out and make Michael Jackson death jokes. Now, onto the Fives.