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So, I was thinking. December 7th is coming up, the anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor base in Hawaii. I think we should build a full scale replica of the USS Arizona. Then, the morning of Dec 7th, we should dress up as Japanese pilots and blow it up. Right smack dab in the middle of the Harbor. Sound like a good idea?
On April 20th, we will gather at Columbine High School in South Denver and re-enact the killings that took place. We’ll wear trench coats, and someone with a beard can play Dave Sanders. He is the teacher who bled out and died while authorities waited three hours to enter the school. We can eat food like people did back then, and stay in suburban tract houses.
I know, awesome, right?
On Sept 11th, we will make 1/3rd scale remote control airplanes. We will set them on fire and fly them over the ground zero site into stuff.
Do you see the problem with all of this? Do any of these look like a good idea to you? Insenstive? Cruel? Sick? You would be correct. How is this any different from these folks who re-enact the Civil War? It’s no different, and nothing to celebrate in my eyes. Our own country took up arms against itself. Brothers had to fight each other to death. This isn’t something to celebrate, nor is it something to re-enact. How come nobody is re-enacting WW2. Now that was an enemy worth fighting, and we won that one. There are still people alive who lived through and fought through that. They are the greatest generation. You don’t see them hanging out in tent petting their muskets. They fought so that they wouldn’t have to do that ever again. It’s why you fight a war, to make shit better.
Also, why is it only the South seems to do the re-enacting? Didn’t they lose? Aren’t we glad they lost? Weren’t they proven wrong? Did they not take up arms against the United States of America? Doesn’t that make them terrorists? Yes, it does and yes they are.
So, why are we romanticizing the civil war? Were things so much better back then? Nope. Everything sucked back then. The coffee was shit, the outfits were tacky, we spent all our resources killing off our own country, and torching anything left. They (re-enactors… or ‘racists’ for short) seem to think that things were great back then. It’s not just dumb, it’s offensive. To celebrate the Civil War on the side of the South is to say that Blacks are property and the United States is the enemy. If you are still of that mind set, I am thinking maybe you should gtfo. Instead of re-enacting the Civil War, just buy a shirt that says “I hate black people” and save yourself the time and money of running around in a field pretending to be martyrs.
I will tell you what, confederate fans. If you want to secede, this time we will let you. Shit, I will help you pack. Your values are not welcome here, nor will they be tolerated.
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