the worst people in the world

Since we have already talked about the worst person in the world (rev Fred Phelps), and the worst father in the world (Joe Simpson, who went on a public tirade about how sweet his daughter’s rack is)… let’s talk about the worst people – as a class.  So, who are the worst people in the world?  Rapists, Arsonists, Republicans?  Close, but no.  Wide Receivers and lead singers.  Let’s concentrate on the latter.

Oasis recently broke up when Noel Gallager left the band.  He couldn’t deal with Liam anymore (the lead singer), and no one can.  It is right that when Noel left, the band died.  Why?  Because Oasis is one person… and it is Noel Ghallager.  Noel started the band, and wrote every song.  It’s his band to do with what he chooses.

So, the lead singer (who caused the breakup) has started a new band.  That makes sense.  He is a rock star.  I wonder what he will sing now that he doesn’t have a songwriter.  See, while a great singer, Liam is a no talent ass clown.  He is a sincerely horrible person.  Allow me to expound.

When Oasis had a big break gig in America, they came to play MTV Unplugged.  Awesome exposure, a dream gig.  30 minutes before the show, Liam decides he can’t sing.  Says his throat hurts.  Well, it is too late to cancel the taping.  The audience is set, the band is ready.  So, Noel takes over vocals.  He isn’t their normal singer, but since he wrote every single song… he can wing it.  Noel is a hero here, and rose to the occasion.   So, where was Liam?  Liam was offstage chain smoking, getting drunk, and heckling Noel.  So, Liam could sing… he just chose not to.  Why?  Because he is a monster of a deuche bag piece of shit.

In 1996, (Noel) Gallagher provided lead vocals at a performance for MTV Unplugged[3] Noel was further angered when Liam proceeded to heckle him from the balcony while the band performed. Just before the band were about to board a plane to the United States for their crucial make-or-break US tour, Liam left the airport, claiming he had to find a house for his then wife Patsy Kensit. He later joined the band for their last few gigs and the infamous MTV Awards performance; the remaining dates were scrapped. The band’s future was tabloid daily news. when Liam backed out minutes before the set was due to start. Liam claimed to have been struck down with a “sore throat”; the band later found out that Liam did not like performing acoustically.

Why do I bring this up, to dump on Liam?  Well, because Liam (who never wrote a song for Oasis, or contributed anything besides canceled gigs) is starting a new band.  Guess what he is going to call it?  Oasis.  Seriously, wrap your head around that one.  So, Liam, cheers to you, mate.  You have somehow made Axl Rose and David Lee Roth seem like decent people… and that sickens me!

So, do I want Liam dead?  No, actually I love his voice and I love Oasis.  I just don’t like him.  If he ever gets this band to America, we should assualt him with tomatoes… especially if he dares do any of his brother Noel’s material.  deal?


3 thoughts on “the worst people in the world

  1. total deal. would love to hurtle tomatoes at Liam.

    however, I must CORRECT you. Liam has written some very good songs for Oasis, in the last throes of the band’s career. after Noel got enough money and momentum together that Liam could spend his time figuring out those songs.

    one of them, “SongBird”, had Chris Martin saying this: the best song written this year, wish I had written it.

    about Chris Martin (and Gweynth Paltrow) Liam said: if him and his gawky bird want to go on about the war, let them do it at their own gigs.

    (that was in regards to Martin and Paltrow war protesting at some event)

    oh, that Liam.

  2. Dear ‘Regan’,

    thanks for the feedback. Just kidding. Don’t ever correct me on my website. Ever. Second rule? NEVER.

    Noel = good
    Liam = dickhole

    I’d rather not have to change my view. I had to do that, like, three times with Van Halen before I finally settled on Eddie being the problem.

    see you in court, Regan.

  3. Just to correct you regarding coming to America to play MTV Unplugged, they performed that particular gig in London actually……..a bit late I know haha.

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