There are many ways to cross the country. In a teeny tiny helicopter is not one of them. This guy offered to give me a ride from Nebraska or Kansas (or some loser state like that). I said, sure. Bad idea. It only moved at about ten miles per hour, and kept stalling. The good news, he only charged me a $100. I think I had someone pick me up in Kansas in an SUV to finish the ride. I was in a hurry. True story.
Normally, I don’t share my dreams… but this was some weird shit.