1. If you were a shoe, what would you look like?
a very comfy. Likely a Chaco, the greatest product on earth.
2. If you were a t-shirt, what would you say?
I love your dog
3. If your house caught on fire and was burning to the ground…what is the one thing you’d save and why?
well, we are assuming you are talking material posessions. Like, my dogs and cat and wife are all safe? My guitars, of course.
4. If you were a book…would you read yourself?
not now. We are right smack in the middle. don’t wanna know the end, we are having too much fun.
5. If you could do anything at all (without consequences), what would you do?
it would involve flying, and a lot of boobies. I haven’t worked it all out yet, but you get the idea.
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