Invariably, you hear this from lottery winners. “People around me started changing. We are still the same people we have been.”
You here that a lot. All of the sudden, people changed. I couldn’t trust people, and didn’t know if they were intersted in me or the money.
Right. I am going to head that off, if I win. I am going to change like a motherfucker. Standoffish? You bet! Mistrusting? for sure! In fact, I am going to start practicing being a reclusive dick right now… just in case I win.
Let me tell you, if I win ten million, I will be a VERY changed man. You will think I have become more remote, more distant, a bit of of a dick, and out of touch with the working class. I will not just be ‘more guarded’ emotionally, I will physically be guarded by Suge Knight at all times. You will say I have changed, and you will be right. In fact, that is first on my lottery winning to do checklist right there.
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update – I have thought about this with the Mega Millions drawing tonight. For security, I mentioned I will have Suge Knight with me at all times, to protect me from you. In addition, I will have an even bigger guy to protect ME from Suge Knight at all times.
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