Friday Fives

Good morning, xenophobes.  Sorry for the delay in posting.  I was at a wedding last night.  Open bar… etc.

1. How many times have you been in love?

  with a gal, in a romantic way?  couple of times, I reckon.   I clarify, because one could also  count, family, dogs, friends… etc.  Hell, I even love you, you fat ass raging anti semite.


 2. When is the appropriate  time to first say that you are?

  In love?  Well, I think that happens once a day when you are a teenager.  That is all hormones, though.  I would say no one should get married OR have kids before 25.


3. Do you think it is a good idea to live with a significant other before you are married?

 Yes.  oh, for sure.  The wifey and I lived together for about eight years.    You need to know how compatible you are.  Plus, there is a study that shows folks who live together before marriage have longer lasting marriage.  But, if you believe the bible (for some stupid reason)… I think you go to hell for that.  Of course, I think you go to hell for just about anything.  Like, being a girl.

Now, I don’t mean to sound crass about sex or relationships…  but you certainly test drive a car a couple of times before you buy it, right?  Would you not do the same with a woman?  I sure would, that is just sound investment strategy.  I think Joe Walsh answered this in #3.


4. How soon is too soon to move in together?

                  anything less than 6 months is too soon.


5. When do you think you will get married? OR Favorite Vegetable? 🙂

Well, since I am married… that question presents a bit of a sticky wicket, I think.  Now, favorite veggie?  I would have to say artichoke.  You wanted an Fruedian answer, didn’t you?  Well, maybe an artichoke is!  Wrap your head around that, mysoginists.

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2 thoughts on “Friday Fives

  1. actually, the studies show that couples that live together have a higher divorce rate than those that don’t. I am not trying to get you to call Gloria Allread, just an FYI.

  2. Dear ‘Scott’.

    Great feedback. Just kidding. Don’t EVER correct me on my own website. Ever. Not even once. How do I know that ‘Scott’ is even your real name? Sounds like an asshole name. Trust me, i have a brother named Scott. ASSHOLE.

    Oh wait… is that you Scotty? My bad, totally just kidding. But, seriously, never correct me in front of America.

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