Good morning, xenophobes. Sorry for the delay in posting. I was at a wedding last night. Open bar… etc.
1. How many times have you been in love?
with a gal, in a romantic way? couple of times, I reckon. I clarify, because one could also count, family, dogs, friends… etc. Hell, I even love you, you fat ass raging anti semite.
2. When is the appropriate time to first say that you are?
In love? Well, I think that happens once a day when you are a teenager. That is all hormones, though. I would say no one should get married OR have kids before 25.
3. Do you think it is a good idea to live with a significant other before you are married?
Yes. oh, for sure. The wifey and I lived together for about eight years. You need to know how compatible you are. Plus, there is a study that shows folks who live together before marriage have longer lasting marriage. But, if you believe the bible (for some stupid reason)… I think you go to hell for that. Of course, I think you go to hell for just about anything. Like, being a girl.
Now, I don’t mean to sound crass about sex or relationships… but you certainly test drive a car a couple of times before you buy it, right? Would you not do the same with a woman? I sure would, that is just sound investment strategy. I think Joe Walsh answered this in #3.
4. How soon is too soon to move in together?
anything less than 6 months is too soon.
5. When do you think you will get married? OR Favorite Vegetable? 🙂
Well, since I am married… that question presents a bit of a sticky wicket, I think. Now, favorite veggie? I would have to say artichoke. You wanted an Fruedian answer, didn’t you? Well, maybe an artichoke is! Wrap your head around that, mysoginists.