- What phobia do you have?
what kind of question is that? Am I supposed to say ‘spiders’? So you can get a bag of spiders and a spider shooting gun and shoot spiders at me? My phobias are my own business, jack. How about this? I fear nearly all forms of dance. I dance like Elaine Benes.
- How did your phobia come about?/Or how do you think it came about?
ok, spiders is a pretty big one. I think I wrote about that. After breaking a finger moving, I would say I have a pretty big fear of hurting my hands. That is why i wear gloves doing even the most menial tasks. Except… moving amplifiers (which is how I crushed it)
- If you could replace your phobia with any other, which one would it be?
I am not a phobic person, I swear.
- What phobia would you wish on your worst enemy?Why.
you know what, I don’t care for this line of questioning at all. You have phobia issues, I don’t.
- What phobia do you not wish on you worst enemy?Why.
angoraphobia. Fear of wearing a rabbit sweater outdoors. Goddamn, that is some hot satire.