1. What’s a song you’d enjoy screaming along to as you drove down the highway?
born to run, doy! Just an absolute masterpiece of a song. Also, Maggie May. I used to have a driving mix on my iPod, but I mostly listen to podcasts when driving.
2. What is your favorite place/type of environment to relax?
besides home? driving through the wooded mountains of Colorado in my truck. That is my happy place!
3. What are the best kind of dreams?
the kind you need not remember. That means your conscious and subconscious are on the same page, ideally. Does that make sense? I am being very serious here, I am very into dreams. Usually, when you have anxiety dreams, it means something in your life is fucked up. Often, you can’t just fix it magically (like quit your job, or kill your kids). Life is tough, so you have to make sacrifices. Your subconscious, though, knows you are just being a pussy, and you need to quit your job and kill Ethan. Until you do, your subconscious is going to riddle you with anxiety.
I am very astute at dream observation. More importantly, you should be. If you remember your dreams (and I rarely do anymore), keep a dream journal. if you need help, write me.
4. What do you look for in a mate?
breasts. I mean, sure, I could say ‘sense of humor’ or ‘good conversationalist’… but I already posses those attributes. Am I to say “someone who gets me?” No! I get me. I don’t need you to get me, I need you to have breasts! Also, it helps if you ‘get me’.
5. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why?
purple, man. Why? Something is happening and you don’t know what it is, do you, Mr Jones?
I am Correct 