- What do you wear to bed?
nuttin. Wanna see?
- What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the passenger side. Phish said it best > When you’re there, I sleep lengthwise / And when you’re gone / I sleep diagonal in my bed
- Are you back, side, or stomach sleeper?
all of the above. Well, not a stomach sleeper, bad for my neck. Mostly fetal, I guess
- How many layers of bedding are on your bed?
who cares? This is a dumb question. All of these questions are dumb. What I sleep under is a sheet and a big ass duvet. I have to have covers, always. Even if it is a thousand degrees in the room, I have to have covers. Also, have to have a fan going, always. I am pretty sure it’s a noise thing.
- Are you a bed hog or a covers-thief?
well, the wife and I would argue this point. At some point in time, we are always jockying for space and covers. We have a queen bed, but we really need a king. Especially with all these damn dogs.