1. What’s one thing you know but cannot prove? Can you say it in a haiku?
The Republicans truly and genuinely have absolutely zero interest in helping mankind. I would genuinely bet my life on this. By the way, I could have said this in a haiku (5-7-5). However, it is a heavy and important question. So, I did not want to whimsy it up… lest my point be watered down by gimmickry.
2. If you could save the life of one fictional character who would it be?
Gale from Breaking Bad
3. Now the reverse, if you could kill off one fictional character, who would it be?
Marie, Hank’s wife, also from Breaking Bad
4. If you could live the life of one fictional character, who would it be?
Alice, from Alice in Wonderland
5. What is the most Southern sentence you can think of?
“y’all some bitches”. This is some feedback my company got yesterday via Twitter. It was quite a hit, as it got re-tweeted all over the place.