today for our Fives, something different. This piece is called
‘things I have in common with George W Bush’
- Neither of us showed up to Vietnam
- Neither of us has been a great president of the USA
- Both of us mostly stopped drinking at 40
- Neither of us should be president
- Neither of us showed up to the Air National Guard, either
- Neither of us had a plan to pay for those 2 world wars
- We both love pick up trucks, and ranch living
- Neither of us will ever have been regarded as an effective president of the USA
- I am guessing he is as hot on Emma Stone as I am
- We both really annoyed by David Caruso in a big way