Celebrity Rock Star Apprentice

I have hit a programming goldmine here.  Just go ahead and thank me now.  See, I watch Celeb Apprentice.  I am neither happy about it, nor proud of it.  I was talking with my buddy, who we’ll call ‘Jaime’ for this piece (since that is his name) about who we wanted to see on that show.  Then it hit me – an all rock star edition.  Even better?  Pit feuding rock stars against each other.  Like this

Elton John               vs                everybody

Axl Rose                 vs                Slash

Steve Nicks             vs               Lindsay Buckingham

Don Henley             vs                Glen Frey

Nikki Six                 vs                Vince Neil

Dave Mustaine        vs               James Hetfield

Dave  Grohl            vs               Courtney Love

Ted Nugent             vs                everyone

Eddie Van Halen     vs                David Lee Roth

Eddie Van Halen     vs                Michael Anthony

Eddie Van Halen     vs                Sammy Hagar

James Taylor           vs               Carly Simon

Joe Walsh               vs               sobriety and reality

This list could go on for a thousand years.  You would watch.  Music is the one thing everyone on Earth has in common.  This is good stuff, people.  Get me those eggheads from NBC on the line, stat!

You get the idea.  All these dudes who have talked shit about each other forever.  I want to see them compete in business.  Like Bret Michaels and Dee Snider, you would be surprised  how smart and capable many of them would be.  Like Nikki Six.  You know him as the drug addled freak show who does something in Motley Crue, but he isn’t the singer.  Nikki is the brains behind Motley.  As Hova would say “he’s not a businessman, he’s a business, man!”  It is his band in absolutely every sense of the word.  He hires and fires, writes the songs, manages the band, and makes the big decisions.  You look at this pic and just think he is wasted heroin addict who should have been dead years ago.  Yup,. that is true.  Also, though, dude is a CEO of a fortune 500 company.

Who else would surprise us?  And, who would prove to be the rock star version of Omarosa.  My money for that one is on Mustaine.


*** “just because we wear makeup doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass!”

Nikki Sixx


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