1. What two celebrities would you like to see physically fight each in a cage match?
Chris Brown vs Fred Phelps and his whole family. Thunderdome style. No one exits until the other team is dead. It’s a win win.
2. Who do you want to challenge to a fight?
Fred Phelps. Pretty sure I could take him. Pretty sure Chris Brown could kick my ass.
3. Who is the best Monster?
Chris Brown. What is scarier than a guy who gets acquitted of beating a girl half to death… and then gets a tattoo on his neck of said girl after the beating. No fiction could make up a person so utterly horrible.
4. What were you the champion of in middle school?
middle school? nothing. That was when I began growing my hair out and deciding I wasn’t going to dance for the man. In my youth, though, I was quite a runner. My dad was a marathon runner. So, we ran together a lot.
5. Would you rather…Speak any language fluently? Or be able to talk to animals?
easy for me. talk to animals. Wait, I talk to them every day. I want to know what the hell they are thinking. Like, when a dog jumps up on the counter even though he knows it is not allowed and you are close by. Is there a risk/reward analysis going on up there? Or, is it just pure id?