Rosie Perez finally talks publicly about her feud with Jennifer Lopez.
America, I am the last person on earth to defend J Lo. I don’t like her. She is a mean person, and somehow revels in that behavior. They say she is a ‘diva’. I think she is a bitch. She is someone who would be mean to the janitor, I’ll bet my life on it. So, I am not thrilled to be defending J Lo.
Today, Rosie Perez decided to go ‘public’ with her Jennifer Lopez ‘Feud’. I can’t support Rosie because of her voice. I literally hate her because of her voice. I once walked out of a movie theater because I couldn’t take her voice anymore. The movie was ‘Fearless‘, and I still want to know how it ended. I can’t sit through it, though. Ok, focus… the feud. This was a rude voice mail left 20 years ago. I don’t think that makes it a feud. I think it makes Rosie an attention whore who probably has a book coming out.
See, for there to be a ‘feud’, the people involved have to be somewhat equal of status.
Like, why don’t I just come out and say I am feuding with Paul McCartney, or Africa?
Also, Rosie, your target is too obtuse. J Lo is an entity larger than life. It’s like when GW Bush started the ‘war on terror’. That is SO vague. How about a war on blue? Or, a war on vowels? I want specifics, man, so I can tell if we are making progress. I think that is exactly why GW was so vague about his goals.
Then, Rosie gets all victimy and drops this gem
.So, J Lo figured out twenty years earlier than the rest of us that you are a no talent ass clown, Rosie? No one cares. No one cared then, and no one cares now. Why don’t I hook you up with Scott Norwood? I am still waiting for his apology. Maybe you two could have a press conference together. Ay, pobrecita!
I am Correct 