Friday Fives – the childish edition

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What’s something everyone knows but no one wants to admit?

Climate change is VERY real. Now, you are argue if it is caused by man or not, but it IS happening. Even Dick Cheney AND GW Bush have acknowledged it is happening.

 What is something that most people think they can do, when in reality they cant?

Sing. Trust me, no one is more afflicted with both of the above than me… and I am a semi working musician!

 What’s the most childish thing you still do?

Take baths, at least once a week. Wait… kids hate baths, right? Ok, shit myself 3 to 4 times a day. No? Cry myself to sleep? Hmm, don’t really do that either? How about this; look to my mom like some kind of magical demi god.

 What’s the most childish thing you still do?

 You already asked this? Are you drunk? Jesus, who writes this drivel?

 You have been tasked with improving the human body. You can only make one change. What is it going to be?

 Easy > knees! I have had both my knees surgered, and I am seriously convinced that the knees have not caught up with evolution. Look at the design, it’s a fail waiting to happen. Basically, I think the knees are mostly designed for us to be crawling. We haven’t been standing all that long, evolutionarily speaking. WORSE? Sitting! How many humans SAT for a living before computers? The answer is exactly 6. How many how, with computers and cubicles? ALL of them. Our knees are WAY far from catching up with that, not to mention our hips and backs.

 So, what do we do about it? We sue ‘Big Chair’ and the ‘Big Chair’ lobby. Tyrants, all of them!

 

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