Have you found anything at your parent’s house that has disturbed you?
Yes… but – I am not going to tell you, for a myriad of reasons. Mostly, because they are still alive. And… my denial gave me a chance to use the word ‘myriad’.
What should every teenager know before they hit their 20s?
Know what? I just wrote a VERY long and thoughtful answer to this question. Frankly, it was too long. I did something with my computer, and it disappeared. Thought I saved it. Thought my computer auto saved it. Neither happened. My laptop is a Toshiba, and it is an asshole. Do not buy one. I had a Toshiba as my work laptop for years, and I LOVED it. I am beginning to think it was really the late great Jeannette who kept it alive. I miss you, Jeanette. I hope you are safe and happy wherever you are. I hope it wasn’t our stupid questions that killed you, but you are wonderful. You deserved to live forever.
As to the answer of the question, I am not going to re-iterate it. My answer was too wordy, and not terribly insightful. INSTEAD – All I will do is end this question with a really good joke.
Girl – I am breaking up with you!
Guy – but why, my dear?
Girl – I suspect you may be a pedophile!
Guy – Pedophile? That is a pretty big word for a 10 year old
Oh stop acting so upset. It’s funny.
What is something a 40 year old should have already learned?
I wanted to say ‘how to drive a stick shift’, but they don’t really make those anymore. I am 44, so how about if I say this. How to give your gal an orgasm at LEAST every time you have one for yourself. Am I on this list? Well… let’s just say that is between me and my wife and the judge and the probation officer. Oh, and Becky with the good hair. Now… do I count myself in that club? Well, let’s remember I did ust clal myself the exception… as well as exceptional. That being said, I kinda side with Frank on this one.
What’s the most stereotypical thing about you?
Another big word. I had only memorized ‘myriad’ for this presentation. I mean, i don’t really have dials or read outs like one does. Wait… I do go up and down in moods and strength, like the squiggly line does. We are talking one of these things, right?
What is a job most people would be surprised exists?
This job. Wait, let’s just stop and appreciate this scene. Oh, and nsfw dialogue.
Ok, I know that wasn’t much. I am tired and going to bed. I love you! See you at the party, right? Sweet!