Are zombies people too?
Well… they certainly were
Should there be an order banning zombies from any immigration?
Yes, due to their recruiting practices. Not unlike the gays and blacks, zombies propagate and multiply by the brain eating of the living. But let’s not use labels.
Should healthcare reform cover undead chain saw wounds?
Depends on the future earning potential of said ‘zombie’, which my client and I resent the use of. Going forward, please refer to us a ‘previously living’. ‘Zombie’ is an unfair pejorative, and frankly a tired stereotype.
Can pets become zombies too? Are you looking to buy some?
Let’s just say I have proof the answer is yes
Which favorite celebrity would make the best zombie?
Johnny ‘Rotten’ Lydon. He is SO already there. Take a look for yourselves.
ok. You deserve more here. However, I have to go to bed because the news people told me tomorrow is going to be a blizzard, and I have a long ass drive to work. Interesting side note, today is exactly 1 year from the last blizzard that was historic to Colorado. It was the first time they put a chain law in place in the city