Do you believe in fate?
Like ghosts, and karma, and luck, and the death penalty, and aliens… I don’t believe in it. However, I don’t NOT believe it it, either.
If Karma was to visit you now, would it be kind or kick you in the butt?
She would be kind, and give me a peck on the cheek. Then, she would rub my belly and taunt me about losing weight. Or… is that my grandma? They both love me! I am a good boy!
Do you believe you have lived another life previous to this one?
No, I don’t get that one. I am a big fan and demi-follower of the Dalai Lama. He claims he is the 14th incarnation of the original Dalia Lama, Mike. Like the first question… though I don’t quite believe in it myself (or for myself)… I have no reason to doubt him, either. He is a much wiser and nicer man than I.
What do you believe in with an unshakable resolve?
You know how people say things on Facebook like ‘if you support guns, unfriend me now’, or same about gay rights. I say this… if you don’t use the Oxford Comma, you may unfriend me now. Same about if you don’t do toilet paper the correct way (over… per the patent, crackers!)
What one factor influences your life the most?
- What is the right thing to do?
- It is humanly possible to hit snooze just one more time?
Those both weigh equally on my mind for the most part.
I am Correct 