If you could be either a fish or a bird, which would you be, and why?
A bird, so I could fly. Why? Let’s go back to the age old dilemma: if you were a superhero, would you choose invisibility or flight? No one asked, ever, if they wanted to be a fish.
Pasta salad or potato salad?
Pasta salad. I’d rather be a fucking fish than eat potato salad. Who writes this shit? What did I do to deserve these questions?
Burgers or Brats?
Either would be fine, thank you for asking.
Would you rather it be 10 degrees too hot or 10 degrees too cold?
The warmer. I have some heartiness and reserve built up from growing up in Phx.
Is youth wasted on the young?
No. here is why: like everyone on earth, I would KILL (you) to have the brain and knowledge and experience I have now in the body of a 20 year old. Were that possible, 20 year olds would be ambitious and unstoppable monsters. Its best they are stupid and harmless narcissists who simply drive very badly and believe marketing.
I am Correct 