If you were an alien visiting Earth where would you visit first
India. So much beauty, and so many people. Plus, the Dalai Lama is there. So, something is going on pretty great there. I have never been there. I am kinda freaked out by the intensity of it all. I think if I did land in one of the big cities, we would have to get out to the countryside as soon as humanly possible.
How would you get here and how long would it take?
You know I can’t answer these questions. Geesh, you want the keys to my spaceship, too? We ain’t falling for that one again, Earl!
What would you do or say when you got here?
Earl? That you?
What would be your best judgment about Earth and what would be your worst judgment about Earth?
I am impressed as many people drive as they do, and as fast as they do, that you all don’t kill each other constantly. You drive around in bullets, and somehow are remarkably safe. That is impressive. We are quite curious how white men run the world, when the world is mostly brown people and women. Not sure how you did that, but kudos from all of us on that one. It’s really something.
What would you look like?
Like this, but with a huge rack I could play with all the time. Something about boobies, it transcends humanity. They are just fantastic. Again, you humans are doing pretty damn well with the whole project.
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