What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Pudding. This is not theoretical, either. Don’t ask me how I know, but just don’t do it. Look, I made it myself!
What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Pregnancy test? Dr Jack Kevorkian’s services? I am just spitballing here, folks. Heart transplant? a subpoena? a divorce? Coffin? Abortion? Hmmn… let’s go for abortion.
What is your go-to cry song?
Samba pa ti
What is that song that is currently stuck in your head?
Ramble on, by the mighty Zepp.
What’s your spirit vegetable?
Green Onions…. If ya know what I mean. I am hoping you do. Then, you can esplain to me!
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