Friday Fives on a roll

1. Which three celebrities go where on this list?
   Kill = Trump
   Bang = Elizabeth Kucinich
   Marry = Tyler Moore

   2. Which three celebrities go where on this list?
   Gay = Springsteen
   Dead = Springsteen
   Canadian = Springsteen

   3. Which three celebrities go where on this list?
   Trump = baby boss
   Biden =  aw, do I have to?
   Nader = do you have ANY idea how dangerous these lists are, citizen?

   4. Which three celebrities go where on this list?
   Townie = Clooney
   Coed =  Elliot Page
   Parent =  your mother

   5. Which three celebrities go where on this list?
   Germany = Christoph Waltz, a genuine treasure, and the only reason we didn’t nuke Germany for starting TWO world wars.  Seriously, Fuck Germany!
   Florida = Dave Barry, the funniest journalist ever.  A national treasure!
   Scotland = Mike Myers doing a poor Scottish accent of “If it’s not Scottish is sucks!”

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