What album do you enjoy every song on?
I wish I could tell you it was Blood on the Tracks, which I think is an absolute masterpiece. BUT… there are some absolute dogs on there. I mean… Lilly and the Jack of Hearts? To call that filler would be hurtful to things that fill things. So, what albums do? I have to name a few, and they all came out very close together.
Pearl Jam – Ten
Smashing Pumpkins – Siamese Dream
Guns and Roses – Appetite for Destruction
What’s your favorite lyric of all time?
First, let me tell you the one I simultaneously love and hate with great passion on both sides… this line from the Rolling Stones –
“she blew my nose, and then she blew my mind!”
Is there better writing than that? Yes, but just barely. Is there worse writing than that? No sir.
To answer your question, though, I have to go to this line:
That is Paul Simon, from the ‘Late Great Johnny Ace’. It is remarkable not just for being one of the best songs ever written, it is remarkable that you have never heard it… nor heard of it. That lyric is so great it hurts my heart to think of writing that good. I mean… is there a song before? Was there a girl in the song? No, it’s nonsense. It’s your imagination. That is what makes it so great. It’s as if you two were in the middle of a great conversation, and he lets that drop. I guess if we have to give that girl a face and a name, it would be Carrie Fisher. That is Princess Leia to you, to whom Paul was married. Yeah, not just great songwriter… dude is banging the Princess of the friggin’ Federation. You better check yourself!
You date Taylor Swift for a Year before breaking up. What is the name of her next album?
“I never fully appreciated, or understood him”
OK, this is it. The executioners are taking aim. What is the last song you want to hear?
Mayonaise from the Smashing Pumpkins. Studio version. I think this is my favorite song in the whole world. It also embodies the Smashing Pumpkins, and Billy C, so perfectly. Pretty, thoughtful, spacy, and balls out rock your skull off… all in the same piece. Here is a secondary live, acoustic, on the fly version. You may watch this only after you have heard the studio version about 30 times and cried to it.
It’s a quiet little genre and only you enjoy it – what is it?
Just about everything Astrud Gilberto ever did. You know her as the ‘girl from Ipanema’ lady. She is that, and so much more. Her and her hubby, along with a couple others (like Stan Getz and Antonio Carlos Jobin) basically invented Bossa Nova… AND got it to the states. Now that you know that, you will start to notice that a muzac version of Girl from Ipanema plays in they background in all elevator scenes. I know it is one of the most iconic songs ever recorded. Think about this, is there a better known melody in all of music? There are a precious few – ‘My Favorite Things’, Fur Elise’, ‘New York New York’, ‘Star Spangled Banner’… these are all melodies that you know whether you like it or not. Same with ‘Girl from Ipanema’. Why then do I regard this as a ‘secret quiet little music genre’? Because – popular culture has only used that song as an ironic hipster statement. That song is regarded as the most boring and sanitized song ever. It is used to define something lame. No sir, it was groundbreaking at the time – 1964.
when I say ‘groundbreaking’, that isn’t hyperbole. When you hear ‘Purple Haze’, you don’t think anything about it. When people heard that first, in 1967, their faces exploded. No one had made noise like that, and certainly no one had seen a black kid playing rock.
There is a great story that may or may not be true about Miles Davis meeting the first lady (Nancy Reagan). Supposedly, she said to him “and what do you do that got you a seat at the President’s table?” having no idea who the super creepy, probably super high, and extra black man in front of her at dinner was. His response – straight-faced, Davis replied:
In that anecdote, was it necessary I pointed out how black he was? Since we are talking about old rich white Republicans… yes it is.