What do you have an irrational hatred for?
What do you have an irrational love of?
What do you have an irrational fear of?
What is your most irrational fear while driving?
Not a fear, but a big ass pet peeve… how about that? People not using their turn signals. If… When I am president, it will be a law. You MUST use your blinkers if you are turning. I live out in the country, and I use them on dirt roads. I use them if I am turning left… even if I am in the left hand turning lane. So should you! It takes no energy nor effort. It burns no fossil fuel, and likely doesn’t even take a calorie of labor. What about shopping centers, I mean… that is private property, right? ESPECIALLY in shopping centers. That is all the more reason. Do you know cops mostly won’t get involved in an accident on private property… like a mall. No matter whose fault it was, they won’t issue a ticket. This means that no matter what happens, your insurance has to cover you. What better reason to use your blinkers?
How about rational fear? What is a real thing you are afraid of?
You think I am going to tell you my greatest fear? It’s physical, I will tell you that much. However, I have between 200 and 500 readers here daily. I don’t know that many people. Surely one or two are here from this post, and want to kick my ass. Hell, I want to kick my ass many days. If you think I am going to tell you how best to hurt me, I am afraid that will not happen on this day. What is written on the internet lives forever.
Let’s look at this. Know how Dave Mustaine got kicked out of Metallica? You know the over arcing story, he was a dick when he was drunk. Metallica drank a LOT back then. They were fun drunks. A guy who is an ahole when he is drunk means that guy is an ahole. He is just able to keep it hidden pretty well from himself. Mustaine got kicked out for kicking Hetfield’s dog.
You know how Hunter Thompson got his ass kicked by the hell’s angels? Know why? He was watching a Hell’s Angel beat his girlfriend. This, apparently, wasn’t uncommon. More importantly, it was no one else’s business. Hunter saw this, and made no comment. It’s against code. Then, though, that same guy kicked a dog. Hunter stepped in and said something like ‘only a chump beats his old lady and his dog.” Again, this is against code. He got his ass kicked.
I love dogs. If I see you kick your dog, shit is gonna go sideways. Therefore, I can not in good conscious, tell you how best to kick my ass. I’m not tough. I am a coward of a man who hides behind the internet and uses pseudonyms and fake pictures… expressly for the purpose of not getting my ass kicked