Friday hodge podge.
Where is your favorite place to eat breakfast.
I don’t like breakfast. I don’t even like the question. Just the very mention of mornings frankly angers me. I will tell you this, it would involve bacon.
What is your favorite place to get stinkin’ drunk
besides safe at home > My brothers bar. One of America’s most famous and old and literary bars. Yet, you have to know where it is. It has no signs of any kind. I know that sounds dramatic, but if you are in… you know. * that picture above. Taken from my blackberry about a month ago for no good reason. Fortunately, I had it sitting there, so it segued quite nicely… don’t you think?
‘t What do you do to ask for forgiveness (see above)
buy flowers, and be sincere about not doing it again. most importantly… not doing it again. I have been married for 12 plus years, I am good at this stuff.
What is your absolute, must have on hand condiment?
your mother
Do you follow celebrity gossip? Who gets your attention.
first off, I am above all of this. I don’t participate in your bullshit bourgeois patriarchal celebrity culture. Second, I never miss TMZ and I read the enquirer every week in the bath. Yeah, I know. I suck. On an unrelated note, doesn’t Harvey look great for being 58? Seriously, it’s kinda creepy how old he is. Mostly, I wonder why Woody Harrelson goes apeshit around all paparazzi. Isn’t weed supposed to mellow you out?
I’m a lawyer!
I am Correct 