Friday Fives – i miss Chris Cornell

What should be optional instead of required?

Conference calls.  NOTHING is getting done on them.  Because of cross talk, and everyone coming in late and introducing themselves.  And us-recapping what he missed.  Its never worked.

What is a word or phrase that instantly makes your cringe?

it is what it is

What two professions should never be combined?

Lobbyist… and anything/everything else

What song is currently on loop in your head?

Seasons.  Chris Cornell died today, and we are all just still reeling.  So much to say about him.  Ok, here is a bit.  As you know, I track everything in and about rock.    When rock stars are asked about their dream group, every one of them says “chris cornell on vocals”.  He isn’t wasn’t just a stunning singer, but well loved and appreciated.  He was also in the middle of a HUGE resurgence lately.  Temple of the Dog was just re-released this year, and he toured on that.  Soundgarden is back together.  He played a Soundgarden show last night, the night he killed himself.  They were supposed to be here in Denver on Monday.

AND… the AMAZING Singles soundtrack was JUST reissued.  I mean JUST.  I ordered mine 4 months ago, and got it in the mail today.  Chris Cornell is hotter now than possibly ever.  Here, just stop and listen to this.  It’s the song I mentioned above, and it is how and when I fell in love with Chris Cornell.  Forever, in Soundgarden… he just screamed.  That was it, every song.  On this song, though, he sings.  He sings his dick off!

I’ll ad this.  I wrote this about him 5 years ago.

What’s your theory on how the moon was formed?

Haven’t even thought about it.  I assume, like everything in space (us included)… it is a space rock that broke off of a bigger space rock.  Wait!  What does have this have to do with anything?  Are you still on this kick that man never went to lunch, and it whole moon lunch thing was fake?

We just lost one of the nicest and most powerful and respected rock stars of our generation.  All you can talk about is whether NASA really had lunch together in 1969?  Mythbusters already addressed all of this.

Friday Fives

1. What sitcom perfectly depicts your life?

Two Broke Girls.  Not sure if you are familiar with it.  however, once I describe it you will be FREAKED by the similarities.  Two hot girls who are in their late 20’s waitress in a divey greasy spoon restaurant outside of NYC.  Their upstairs neighbor is a feisty polish cougar, and their ambition is to get out of all this and open a cupcake shop.

The parallels almost terrify me.  I have considered legal action, but it is kinda fun watching my real life play out on the screen.  It is like watching my own auto-biography.

2. What TV moment really made you smile?

Chris Cornell covering Pearl Jam’s ‘footsteps‘ the other night on Jimmy Fallon.  It’s kind of a surreal full circle moment.  Chris and Eddie sang that song together on the Temple of the Dog album, but with different lyrics.  So, there are 2 songs which are musically identical.  One is Pearl Jam’s ‘footsteps’, and the other is Temple of the Dog’s ‘Times of Trouble’.  Eddie Vedder sings on both.  Make sense?

3. You are stuck in the world of your favorite movie/tv show, what do you do

duck dynasty?  I would go fishing.  They own all that land.  Think of fishing on your own land;  You could cheat SO hard.  You could have fishing competitions with buddies.  You can get all liquored up on the boat and drive back to the house, because you are on private property the whole time.  Dynamite fishing?  You bet your ass!  Literally shooting fish in a barrel?  Positively!

4. In the movie Die Hard, Hans dies while falling backward while Beethoven’s Ode to Joy plays loudly in the background.

How does your death scene montage play out?

something like this.

5. Baseball’s World Series is on, no one seems to care. What other former major event still keeps going, to your amazement?

I have zero interest in all sports except NFL football.  I don’t even watch college football.  For example, I don’t even know if Basketball is being played right now.