Friday Fives

1. Do you believe in good and/or bad luck?

I actually very very much believe in the old saying “you make you own luck”

2. Do you believe there is one man/woman luckier than all the rest?

you are treading into Gladwell’s latest treatise.
  That is mostly over my head, and too thinky.  I would say, generally not.  I do believe some are born with more talent than others… which is pretty close.  An example?  Justin Timberlake.  I do not own a single Timberlake song or track (other than ‘Dick in a Box’).   So, I don’t know about his singing.  I do know, however, he is extremely funny, and a terrific actor.   Dude is great looking and extremely personable.  I ain’t gay, but Timberlake is hot, talented, funny as well, and a fabulous dancer.  That’s all I am saying.  I call that talent, you can call it luck.  Nothing gay about that, eh?

3. When was the last time you considered yourself lucky?

just about every day I pull into my driveway.  really.  drive up in my nice truck to my own house where my wife and dogs and all that are home waiting.  Life is great, I have no complaints.  Ok, maybe an occasional bitch… but no regrets.

4. What is the most unlucky thing to ever happen to you?

being born a Democrat in Arizona.

5. Where do you think luck (good or bad) comes from?

1.  luck   2.  hard work  3.   a positive attitude


a Democratic primer

Good day.  It’s been a while since we have had Democratic leadership.  So, as a public service, I want you to know what to expect should Senator Chairman Obama be elected next Tuesday.  Here, then, is an election FAQ.

Ø Do I have to get gay married?

o yes

Ø can I pick my partner?

o no, your partner will be issued to you in January

Ø do I have to surrender my guns?

o no, but we are coming for them in January

Ø do I have to have an abortion, even if I am a dude?

o yes

Ø do I have to be Muslim now?

o no, but you do have to face Mecca when you pray