a Sirian slip® – when dictating to Siri and she makes a Freudian slip typo on your behalf.
example > I would like to spank all the wonderful women who have made me who I am today
I just invented this, and would like you to start using it in conversation. It’s cousin is when you are texting away and your phone’s auto-correct makes an embarrassing spelling change. This, below, is your phone’s brand new feature – Google SubText®
Google ‘subtext®‘ – if I want to send a text to the wifey saying “want me to pick up pizza tonight?”. Let’s say i wanted to send that. Instead, somehow, the phone sends that stupid auto-correct “Since clearly you can’t cook. I guess I need to take care of dinner again, like I do every night?” I KNOW I typed in to my phone, without question “pizza tonight?” Pretty sure I did, I was driving and not super paying attention. Anyhow, that was the message sent and now I am in a shit-ton of trouble.
that would be ‘Google Subtext®’ or a ‘Sirian Slip’ – for those of you too cowardly (like myself) to speak your real mind