My beef with Nancy Grace

You may notice I have been taking Nancy Grace to task recently.  I do not attack people for no reason, honest.  I want to explain why, because I owe that to you. So, why do I hate Nancy Grace?  Because she gets all up in arms about rape victims and missing babies and wife beaters.

That is journalism?  That is hack journalism.  Know why?  Because EVERYBODY hates rapists and kidnappers.  Her target is audience is… uh… everyone.  Why not start a war against sadness or puppy dog beaters.   Yes, there is her new passion.  Nancy Grace fights for beaten puppies.

If she wanted to be courageous, she would tell the story of the puppy kickers.

Nancy Grace is killing our white women

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, strong words.  I can’t say I have proof, but there is plenty of circumstantial evidence.   Did anyone ever wonder why people started dying whenever Jessica Fletcher showed up in their tiny town?  And, wasn’t she a murder writer?   I think it is pretty clear Jessica Fletcher (nee Angela Lansbury) was killing people in small towns to drive her mystery writing.

 

Nancy Grace is doing the same thing.  She is obsessed with missing white women.  Here is a perfect example.  I don’t have CNN anymore at home, since I cut cable.  So, luckily I don’t have see her venomous existence.  However, yesterday at the store I saw a tv tuned to CNN and a picture of a pretty young white blond gal with the words ‘missing’.  Instantly, I grabbed my phone and texted this to my buddy Roy “another pretty white woman missing, Nancy Grace must have a chubby right now”.

 

This morning, I decided to do a bit more digging… because I am ten times the journalist she is.  I looked up the story and found it here:

 

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/27/grace.coldcase.kesse/index.html

 

Now look at that URL.  What do you see?  You see the name ‘grace’ in there don’t you?   But why, the victim’s name wasn’t grace.  Has Nancy Grace actually co-opted this human as a possessive byline?   Well, she has.

 

Let’s not forget that Nancy Grace was the one pushing very very hard for those Duke LaCrosse kids to be imprisoned for life.  Even though was there was complete and compelling evidence they were totally innocent (they were filmed 45 minutes away when the attack supposedly occurred).   Turns out they were super innocent.  How innocent?  The state pressed charges against their own prosecutor.

 

The day they were exonerated, did she go on the air and apologize?  Nope.  She called out sick and ran re-runs for the rest of the week.  You stay classy, Nancy Grace!