I am watching you

Good reader, thank you for coming by again.  I want you to know, in the interest of full disclosure, that I am watching you.  I know what you want, and what you are looking for.  Do you?

Here are the keywords people are using over and over again to stumble upon my site:

laura san giacomo,  gyros,  laura san giacomo hot,  tiger eat man,  jerry garcia’s tiger

Update – ‘What the hell is the deal with Gary Busey‘ has trumped all of those by 50 fold.

So, what does all that mean?  Well, I do find Laura San Giacomo super hot.  See here (midly not safe for work).  I love this pic, because it is the closest she has gotten to nekkid.  Trust me, I ‘research’ these things for you.  That pic is from the Stand, but she is famous for ‘Just Shoot Me’.  Now… why in the world you are searching for Laura San Giacomo and landing here… I honestly have no idea.  I don’t do that bullshit where I plant meta tags in every post that say ‘katy perry topless’.  LOTS of sites do that.  I am not interested in that traffic… unless (of course) you want to send me pics of said gal topless.  I certainly won’t stop you.

Gyros > I do love Gyros, but I can’t imagine I have written more than one or two posts about gyros in the six years we have been together.

Tiger eats man > now that I know about.  This is the single biggest piece of traffic I get here.  Read this story, it’s about the kids who taunted the tiger and so got attacked.  If, for some reason, you type in the words ‘tiger eats man’ into Google… this site comes up second.  Really, over 2,500 0f you have come to this site just on that piece alone.

Jerry Garcia’s Tiger >  This is the most beautiful guitar ever made.  See here >

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what is interesting to me is;  the things you are searching for which land you here are not the things I think of myself as writing about.   As America’s most important social critic, and the sole voice of Denver, Colorado… one would think my civic work would shine above this all.  Oh well, it hasn’t.  So, here are more pics of Laura S… because apparently that is the real reason you are here.

* update 10/10.  Above I mentioned my love of Jerry’s iconic ‘Tiger’ guitar.  Well, I lucked into an amazing situation too cool to describe.  Long story short, my main guitar now is a custom handmade Tiger replica.  Stop in and see my band ‘ClownFight‘ live to meet me and the axe.  This is my guitar below.

*** Update March 2017

I didn’t like that picture of my guitar.  It lacked… everything.  So, here is same guitar, almost 8 years later.  I added the ‘Lightning Bolt’ sticker.  Right, I said it was a custom ‘Tiger’ replica.  Well, ‘Lightning Bolt‘, ‘Rosebud‘, and ‘Top Hat‘ are obviously close cousins.

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the one thing you can’t see this is bottom photo is the AMAZING wood on the fret board.  Regarding Jerry’s guitars, which I am obviously VERY interested in.  Here is the official story, with some serious guitar porn pictures.

Nancy Grace is killing our white women

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know, strong words.  I can’t say I have proof, but there is plenty of circumstantial evidence.   Did anyone ever wonder why people started dying whenever Jessica Fletcher showed up in their tiny town?  And, wasn’t she a murder writer?   I think it is pretty clear Jessica Fletcher (nee Angela Lansbury) was killing people in small towns to drive her mystery writing.

 

Nancy Grace is doing the same thing.  She is obsessed with missing white women.  Here is a perfect example.  I don’t have CNN anymore at home, since I cut cable.  So, luckily I don’t have see her venomous existence.  However, yesterday at the store I saw a tv tuned to CNN and a picture of a pretty young white blond gal with the words ‘missing’.  Instantly, I grabbed my phone and texted this to my buddy Roy “another pretty white woman missing, Nancy Grace must have a chubby right now”.

 

This morning, I decided to do a bit more digging… because I am ten times the journalist she is.  I looked up the story and found it here:

 

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/27/grace.coldcase.kesse/index.html

 

Now look at that URL.  What do you see?  You see the name ‘grace’ in there don’t you?   But why, the victim’s name wasn’t grace.  Has Nancy Grace actually co-opted this human as a possessive byline?   Well, she has.

 

Let’s not forget that Nancy Grace was the one pushing very very hard for those Duke LaCrosse kids to be imprisoned for life.  Even though was there was complete and compelling evidence they were totally innocent (they were filmed 45 minutes away when the attack supposedly occurred).   Turns out they were super innocent.  How innocent?  The state pressed charges against their own prosecutor.

 

The day they were exonerated, did she go on the air and apologize?  Nope.  She called out sick and ran re-runs for the rest of the week.  You stay classy, Nancy Grace!