Friday Fives

What’s something you have an unreasonable fear of?

 spiders.  I have major issues with spiders.  Oh, and don’t give me that shit about how great they are for the environment.  If you do, I am going to collect all the black widows in my basement well windows and deliver them to your house… to benefit your ecosystem.

    these are legitimate fears, though.  In high school, I had a van that got infested and I had to bug bomb it.  It was an arachno-holocaust.  Also, remember the movie ‘Arachanaphobia’?  For some dumb reason, I saw it in the theater.  When I got out to my car, there was a spider climbing up my door.  Not cool.

What’s something you have an unreasonable fondness for?

guitars and pick up trucks.  My favorite things.  Well, that and boobies.  But, I think we can agree that boobies are not an unreasonable fondness.

 What’s something you have an unreasonable disliking for?

           raisins, and your music collection.

Who’s most likely to bring out the unreasonable in you?

    Republicans

Who’s the least unreasonable person you know?

that question is worded horribly.  Are you trying to ask ‘who is the most reasonable person you know’?  Let’s assume that is the case.  Simple, my mom.  She taught me a suberb means of reasoning, and understanding.  Always try and see the other side.  Look at how the other guy probably sees his side of the argument.  Understanding that will help you choose your battles more wisely.

I’m just saying is all

Ok, I have noticed something.  Republicans litter.  It’s a fact.  I am not saying that Dems don’t… but there is most definitely a difference.  I know as a responsible and respected journalist, I can’t just go throwing out accusations like that.  Numbers back it up.

I have three very good friends who are Republican, and a few casual acquaintances.  My Republicans friends (except Trav) all litter.  So, I am using a total sample of about 10 people, with a plus or minus variance of 2.  Go ahead, hash it out on a calculator all you want, but Republicans litter.  I don’t expect you to believe this out of whole cloth.  No.  Just, notice your right wing friends.  Watch them, see if they litter.  I betcha they will.

I ain’t talking about big litter, like throwing their McDonald’s out the window.  It’s little things:  cigarrette butts, beer cans, gum wrappers.