Friday Fives – wanna see my driveshaft?


How long is your commute? 

62 miles each way!

Do you dread it?

Not at all.  Well, sometimes.  On the whole, it’s great.  It is ALL highway, not a single stop light.  I listen to podcasts and books on tape.  That way I am both entertained… and I feel like I am getting stuff done

Do you multi task?

Not on my phone, or a laptop, or anything.  I am busy driving.  I am basically reading a book, though.  Doesn’t that count?

Any specific music or podcasts or books on tape to get you through?

I never miss a Car Talk, This American Life, or Adam Carolla Show.  I have about 10 other podcasts I download automatically, but whether I listen to those depends on the topic/or guest.  There are tons of free apps for podcasts.  The one I use is ‘Podcast Addict’.  It takes the shows I have bookmarked and automatically downloads them as they become available.  Mostly, though, it is audio book through

Best part about your commute?

It’s just time to clear my head.  Like, by the time I get home, work stuff is a thousand miles away, and forgotten.  Also, it is just beautiful.  It is a drive through a commercial for Colorado.  I go through an area called the Black Forest.  Above is a picture I took this very morning (12.17.16),  you can see how pretty it is, even during a perilous ice commute.  Yes, I was driving on snow and ice, while it was snowing, and it was -8 degrees  out… and what am I doing?  Fishing for my phone to take pictures.  Safety first, America!  See what I do for you?

 This is the little highway I take.  I could also get south via the i-25, but that is ugly and trafficky and just a boring way to be.

Worst part?

There is no cheating a commute like that.  Today, had to drive through a day old snow storm, and it was neg 3 out.  That took 2 hours, and I actually lucked out.  Normally, my drive is just a pinch over an hour.  I say ‘cheating’, because I used to be able to cheat.  There is a super fast wonderful highway across town that cut my old commute almost in half.  Problem is, it’s a toll road, and super expensive.  It is the only toll road in the state, and no matter where I go, I always seem to live close to it.

This drive now has no cheats like that.  Even if I drove wicked and dangerous fast, it is still about an hour.  Luckily, I love to drive, and we have two really terrific and Colorado worthy cars



Friday Fives – podcast edition

Do you listen to podcasts? If not, why not.

Oh man, this is great.  I did not pick these question, but this is my wheelhouse.  I am crazy for Podcasts.  Yes, I listen to podcasts daily.  Many.  I think we will attack that more below.

What are your favorite podcasts?

Adam Carolla, Car Talk, This American Life, Fitzdog Radio, WTF, Stuff you Should Know, Mohr Stories.  I listen to all of these every week.  Generally speaking, which ones I listen to depend on the guests.  Except This American Life.  They don’t have guests, and I NEVER miss that show.  It is the best hour of radio and storytelling imaginable.  And, these are all free.  And uncensored.

Any podcasts to ignore?

Sure, probably thousands.  At this point, Podcasts are like magazines.  You can find one for any interest.  Anyone on earth with a computer and an internet connection can have their own podcast.  Do you like knitting blankets for only calico cats using Peruvian wool, but a Persian weave?  Yeah, I bet there is a podcast for that.  Don’t ask me how I know… just trust me.

For the most part, all the podcasts mentioned above are entertainment.  If you are looking for thinky, cerebral stuff, try ‘RadioLab‘.  These guys are great, it’s just a little too dry for my tastes.  Another great one?  Ted talks.   Do you know about Ted talks?  Well, click here and learn.  They too have an awesome and free podcasts of these talks.

Will the podcast world take over radio?

For me, it absolutely has.  I gave up on rock radio about ten years ago.  I just couldn’t listen to the same shit over and over again.  So, I listened to my cd’s or books on tape.   Once podcasts came around, I was hooked.  I have a 35 minute drive each way to work.  This is valuable time.  Too valuable to spend listening to music, even though I have a seriously bad ass stereo system.

Two years ago, I busted my radio antenna and still haven’t fixed it.  You get content completely uncensored by any corporations.  Would you like a podcast about a guy who says “fuck my dog” over and over again for an hour every week?  That probably exists, and it’s legal.

Who/What subject would make a good podcast?

Interesting people talking freely.  It is that simple, and that is what is most compelling to me.  Would you like to have Adam Carolla and Seth McFarland chatting in your living room?  Telling jokes and downing booze?  Discussing just whatever comes to mind?  That is a podcast.  It makes my drive super enjoyable.  I don’t know why I love good conversation so much, but I really do value it.  It isn’t just that it is uncensored… it is the length of time.  You can’t get to know someone from 3 minutes on Conan.  Listening to them for an hour, though, gives you a much better feel for these people.

If you told 16 year old me “Hey, when you are 40, you will have a big ass truck with an amazing stereo system.  You will have access to every piece of music you own in that truck.  You will also drive a few hundred miles a week.  Also, you will only use this amazing stereo to listen to talk radio.” – well I would be an upset 16 year old.

Should I listen to a podcast?  What’s so great?

The beauty of podcasts is not just the entertainment, which is considerable, it is that I learn at the same time.  Not too mention, they are free and easy.  Here is how easy.  If you are Apple, use iTunes, if you are Android use any free app.  The podcasts are delivered to your phone automatically, and updated automatically.  You don’t have to do anything.  You can also see who the guest is on each show.  For Carolla, This American Life, and Car Talk, I listen regardless.  For Jay Mohr (Mohr Stories), Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog radio) and Mark Maron (WTF) I only listen if I am interested in the guest.

There are other notable ones, too.  Just about every NPR show is available via podcast.  Sound boring?  Then you are dumb.  How about Teri Gross chatting with Tom Waits for an hour.  Anything better than that?  No sir.

NPR (national public radio) calls these ‘driveway moments’.  It means you are listening to a piece on your drive home.  You get home, but the story isn’t over.  It is so compelling you sit in your driveway to finish the story.  It is a very real phenomenon for aging rockers like myself who listen to talk radio on their $1200 radio.

Well, the podcast is even better… because you can simply pause the story until you are back in the car.  You don’t even need the internet to listen to the podcasts.  You need it to get them, but you can download them at home and have them queued up to listen to on your next drive, even if you won’t be in cell phone coverage.

The content ranges dramatically.  For example, Carolla’s show (the most downloaded podcast officially per Guinness book) is very formatted.  He has intros, guests, bits, a news segment… it is just like a one hour talk show, but with no commercials and no editors and no standards and practices legal team telling you not to do rape jokes.

Where do I begin?

Car Talk is just what it sounds like.  It is a radio call in show where two brilliant and hilarious old Italian guys diagnose car problems over the phone.  They have been on the air on NPR for 20 years, but recently the technology made it also available to podcasts.  I can’t say enough good things about Car Talk.  You learn a ton about cars, and it is incredibly entertaining.

For a starter kit, do this.  Find this episode of “This American Life”.  This specific favorite of mine is called ‘the greatest answering machine message of all time’.  That is a hell of a teaser, isn’t it?  Well, it pays off.  This was a legendary voice mail that circulated around a college campus for years.  This was back when they were on those micro-cassettes.  So, the staff hears the story.  They track down the message for us, and play it.  It really is that great.  Then, because they are all journalists at This American Life, they track down all the principal figures in the story.  Who left the message, who it was left for, and the story about it.

It makes the best 20 minutes of radio you can imagine. Though the link shows the program is an hour, you only need to listen to the first 20 minutes. Here is a link.

Sorry, that got too long and rambly.  As you can see, though, I am very passionate about podcasts.  So, when I got these questions from my editor this afternoon, I got all bubbly.

* in closing, Podcasts are being threatened.  There is a group of patent trolls who are extorting all the big podcasters and demanding a cut.  A group of businessmen bought some obsolete patent about sequencing radio programs, or something like that.  They wrote Adam Carolla a letter demanding 3 million bucks.  Carolla, quite wonderfully, told them to suck it.  Now he is raising funds for all his legal defense.  This is literally to protect the future of all podcasts.  You can help here.

** I don’t point out I have a $1200 stereo to tell you I am better than you and have nicer stuff (even though I am, and I do :)) – I point it out because since all I do is listen to variations on talk radio, any $40 stereo from Wal Mart would do the trick.  My subwoofer gets no work out these days, it’s quite sad.

Friday Fives

1.  What makes a Smartphone so damn smart?

because my phone does everything. It has my music collection, it knows the weather, and with the navigation thingy… it tells me where to go.  It also tells me when I need to be places.  When I am bored, it has video games.  It’s like a wife you don’t have to buy horses for.  She… uh… doesn’t read this does she?

2.  Do you listen to podcasts?

yes, feverishly, and almost exclusively.  Adam Carrola, Greg Fitzsimmons, Car Talk, This American Life, and Fresh Air.  I endorse them all.  WAY better than the shit sammich that corporate rock radio is.  Best part is that iTunes syncs them all up for me.  I just plug it in once a week and blammo!  It is done, and it is free.

3.  When was the last time you actually watched an entire commercial?

lol.  Do they still make those?  btw, I was saying  ‘lol’ in character.  Ok, I do love this commercial.  Brilliant acting by the doctor character.  But yes, I DVR and skip commercials.  Know why, not because I don’t like commercials.  It is because the fucking volume drives me insane.

4.  Do you multi-cast (meaning watching television while surfing the web or video gaming)

busted.  I am watching 30 Rock right now as I type this.  Oh, and it is off the DVR and I am scanning past commercials.  You know me so well, Majikwah.  It’s like you are my smart phone.  Basically, our only computer lives upstairs with us in the family room.  It’s a laptop, and one of us is always on it.

5.  In an important situation when you must survive, answer the question “What would Don Draper do?” (A Mad Men reference. If you don’t know the show, fake it. )

Speaking of Mad Men, Mr Cooper (or whoever the white haired guy is) is on 30 Rock tonight.  Best show ever!  Back to the question.  I ask myself, what would my mom say… or how would my mom handle this.  It’s true, and it works.  My mom rules, and is a huge influence on me.