Dear Rockstar games, I recently had a troubling experience with a product of yours and wanted to bring it to your attention. For years now, my family and I play ‘Vice City’ on Tuesday nights. It’s family thing; we order pizza and snuggle up to the big screen for some family bonding. Before this last weekend, we always had fun with your product. Me and my son Jeremy compete to see who can steal the most money from the hookers we beat, whereas my daughter Tamara is a straight up cop killer. The game might not be public school education, but here in Douglas County my kids need any kind of inner city simu (and stimu)lation.
So imagine my horror when we were playing last weekend with my mother in law. She picked up a hooker at the bank she was robbing and was offered ‘hot coffee’. If you know Elanor, you know she loves an after dinner coffee.
turns out hot coffee was a code for sex. Yes, right there on the tv… a pixelated nipple on a 2 inch character. My kids just started crying ‘Why, Why, how does this serve the storyline?’. It breaks my heart to see a nice company such as your sully the reputation of mafia hit men and whores with sex! This game was once a learning and development tool for the kids. Jeremy learned his first ‘F’ bomb from the game, and now he is just ashamed. I fear after this whole ‘coffee-gate’ scandal is over… my daughter might never have the courage to shoot an officer of the law again.