Who is your latest crush on?
my dog, Maxwell. He is a perfect angel and I love him. Look at that picture up there. Correct me if I am wrong. He is sleeping right next to me as I type. That pic up there isn’t really a ‘candid’. He really is that pretty, he really is that happy, he really is that dumb, and he really is that eager to please.
Do you have a favorite super hero?
How cartoon or cartoon character?
I don’t understand the question.
Ever solved a crime?
yes, which is why you are still being followed. We will talk about this later. We don’t need to have this conversation in front of everyone, do we?
Would you rather: have the power of invisibility, or be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?
invisibility. I mean, doy! What am I going to do with sparks? make a fire? I can do that with a lighter. However, with invisibility, I could look at boobies books all day long. Yay books! Plus, I wouldn’t have to work, I could just steal money. It wouldn’t be stealing, really. I could take the money and use it to pay my bills. Then, run over there to those recipients and take the money back and give it to the guy I took it from initially. I mean, I know that looks like stealing. But, what if no one is missing it? Does that count? I am not a monster, am I?
I mean, there are downsides. You can’t score a girl if you are invisible. However, to be able to turn that on and off… would be awesome! I mean, that is what I have read. That’s all.